[sources of gold]
Concept: The Cost of extra guacamole
Money Is Not an Issue Ordering avocado without asking if it's extra, and when they say “that's an extra .50” say “i don't care”.
I did this once. I slapped down two quarters and said “money is not an issue”.
Concept: Do Less, use a lib
- You don't have to maintain the code you don't write
- I spend more time researching libraries and finding they don't meet my requirements than I would have just to write the damn thing.
First Date via Tinder. Girls dad was doing the texting because she's “not really into dating”
- Aluminum foil that barely has enough to cover a baking sheet, but the last part is glued to the tube so just kidding there's not enough.
paying for a public restroom. how many sheets?
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